Splinker's Daily Affirmation: December 27, 2013.

Just be happy you're still standing. 



"We need to talk."

"I'm sorry, but we can't discuss the results over the phone."

"But I love him Daddy!"

"Hi!.  I'm the boss that asked you to work through the holidays and fired you in March!
Have a nice trip!"



 

Hellllooooo Splinkervillians!!!   Very exciting news for you today. 


For the next week, this blog will be my travel journal as I explore the wilds of the Grand Canyon and the then party harty in Sedona!

The Sedona party scene!

But that's not all.  I'll be going taking my vacation with....



DICK CHENY!!!!

Wait!  That's my dad!  I'm going with my Dad!!!  Dick Sifre.  That's even better 'cause  Dick Cheny is at least twice the dick Dick Sifre could ever be.

Before we even begin our trip, we get to visit the exotic city of Newark.  Did you know that Newark is one of the few places in the world where all modes of transportation -- Air, Ship, Train, Car, and running -- are in one place?  That's right!

ALL ABOARD!

 

My journey and your pain start soon, so stay tuned. 

Splinker's Daily Affirmation: December 7, 2013

Don't worry about all the mistakes you've made in the past.  One bright idea today can change everything.

OOPS!

"That will be $105.00.  Thank you.  Come again!"

SPLINKER'S DAILY AFFIRMATION: December 3, 2013

There are two kinds of people in this world.  And neither of them are anything to write home about.

You're either the cause...

Or the problem