Here's your chance to have the I've Been Deader Paperback without selling the family jewels.
Just click your heals together three times and say GiveMe! Then click on it. Then go do whatever the website tells you to do, unless it something really, really bad.
I'm giving away three copies of the book at the end of March. Please try to remain calm. Now let's see what Ms. High 'n Mighty Susan Collins does with that twinkie book of hers.