Line up for your free Quickie

"Inside My Shorts: 30 Quickies" will be available for a free download on Amazon.com from Friday to Sunday.  I'm doing this because I know how difficult it is for you to part with .99 cents for quality reading.  I wouldn't want you having to choose between the small fries and apple pie at the drive through window.

Don't worry about me.  I still have a pack of Certs and a song in my heart.  http://tinyurl.com/cheapbastards