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Earlier this week, Secret Service Head Honcho (SSHH), Julia Pierson, denied any truth to the rumors that her department was engaging in racial profiling.
Artist's rendition. |
"He's the president of the United States, for God's sake! It's our job!"
Nevertheless, reports of racial profiling continued to surface, some claiming secret service agents also kept close tabs on Michele Obama, while completely ignoring other threats, such as white gunmen and Mitch McConnel.
"Every night I ask myself, 'Hey, where did the President go?" |
Ms. Pierson went on to list all of the Secret Service's recent accomplishments, pointing out that no one had actually killed the president during her entire time of employment. "That's pretty good," she told reporters. "I mean, he's black. You know how hard it is to keep a black president alive? Pretty hard."
The White House issued a press release, acknowledging that the president knew who she was.
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