Hello Splinkervillians! Don't let your depressing life get in the way of improving mine. Buy
INSIDE MY SHORTS: 30 QUICKIES today and start making my life better. Because it takes a village to raise a writer, and it's almost time for me to sneak out of this village before things get ugly.
When someone knocks on your door, turn off the lights. Chances are it's just LIFE trying to give you lemons and, really, who the hell wants to spend all day making lemonade?
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