Friday, April 7, 2017

DAY 78 1/2: We Now Return You To Our Regularly Scheduled Collusion

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Day 78 1/2: 
JARED REMAINS CONFIDENT THAT HE WILL BE ABLE TO POST BAIL
No.  He hasn't been arrested. But the president's closest advisor and Bannon vampire hunter, should be.  That is, if you believe he committed a felony. SPOILER  ALERT: He did.

We know that several months ago, Jared tripped on a crack in the sidewalk and accidentally fell into a meeting with Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak, and then stumbled into the arms of the head of Russian bank VEB. But Jared never reported these accidents when he filled out the White House security clearance form that allowed him to run the country. According to the New York Times, this was "an honest error."  Because, who could even remember such a meeting.  It's not like Russia was in the news or anything in December.   Honest errors like these can result in five years in prison.  Okay, on the count of three, everybody hold their breath...

Still.  Jared might be feeling a bit of pressure from the FBI and/or congressional intelligence committees. 

Ezra Cohen-Watnick: Who?  Exactly. 
He's the guy who, for his bar mitzvah, was given a Deputy position on Trump's National Security Council, was kinda fired by McMaster but Trump said no.  So he wasn't fired.  Instead, he gave the now infamous non-information to Nunes. Still, most thought Ezra was a figment of their imagination.  Until recently (thank you Palmer Report), we didn't even have a photo of the guy. 
Wasn't this maroon on Grey's Anatomy??

Before yesterday, that picture you're seeing could not be found anywhere. And even this one is from college. He's probably gone through puberty by now.  So, who is this unknown warrior holding high office in Trump’s White House and handing out classified intel to Nunes, like Trump after-party favors?  

We now know he applied to the CIA.  But ended up in the Defense Intelligence Agency. He's married to Rebecca Miller and went to Univ. of Penn. 

Hey, here's a surprise.  Rebecca was a publicist for PUTIN!  LOL.  Sorry,  I don't often LOL, but come  one.  LOL!

What is this man-boy doing holding such a high post at the NSC?  Why is he one of the unfireables? Why was he used to feed Nunes the info that Nunes was told to bring back to the White House?
I think we are entitled to know a little bit more about Ninja Cohen. 

Okay.  Just a small addendum to this otherwise slow news day.