Thursday, May 18, 2017

DAY 119: I mean, why bother? Seriously, what is there to blog about?


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DAY 118!Trump still has not released his tax returns. He continues to burn the country to the ground in a desperate attempt to preserve his ego and a much more successful attempt to amass wealth by exploiting public office. 

In case you are one of those people who insist on sleeping at night, you may have missed a few things:

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

Trump's transition team knew Flynn was under federal investigation for his actions as an unregistered agent on behalf of Turkey, weeks before Trump took office.  Trump made him National Security adviser anyway.  This explains why Trump didn't care what Sally Yates had to say, as they already knew it.  They just didn't care. 

And don't forget about this guy: 
Yeah.  The guy who is already (this is true) building up his war chest to run for president.  I guess he thinks there may be an opening for a Republican candidate in 2020.

Pence was the head of the Trump transition team.  Flynn told the Trump transition team that he was under investigation.  Hello??

SplinkerNewsMax understands that, no matter what Pence did, there's no way he is going to be impeached.  The government is unstable enough, without impeaching both the president and vice president.  It is already unlikely enough that Trump will be impeached (he probably will resign, especially if Steve Bannon hides his golf clubs).

So that's all you missed if you slept last night.  Oh yeah, except for the bit where the WaPo   reported it had a recording of House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy accusing President Trump of being paid by Putin back in 2016.  Republicans denied he ever said it.  Then reporters told them they had the tape.  Then they said, "Oh, THAT House Majority Leader.  We thought you meant someone else."  Then they said he was only joking.  

Then Paul Ryan on tape, told them not to leak any of this and that there were one big family, and families don't leak.  

You know what isn't on that tape?  Anyone disagreeing with McCarthy.

So, that's all you missed if you slept.

Except, that there are reports now that the Trump campaign and transition team had a lot more contacts with the Russians than they previously disclosed.  Just 18 or 20 though.  

That is not unusual.  I mean, why not have dozens of contacts with Russia while 17 intelligence agencies are saying they interfered with the election.  If you let something like that bother you, next thing you know, you're refusing to let them into the oval office or give them top secret information. And then what?  Putin has nothing to smile about, and you have a frustrated comic running around killing journalists instead.  Trump is a hero!  

Trump is straight out of the book of Esther.  The man is willing to prostitute himself to keep Putin from harming his people.  He put on his best makeup and prostituted himself to appease a murderous king, in order to save his own people.

 So to recap:
Trump hired Flynn knowing Flynn was under investigation.

The Trump team had numerous, previously undisclosed, contacts with Russia.

Pence is already measuring the drapes in the oval office.

Trump told Coast Guard graduates, who will be putting their lives on the line for this country, that no one has been treated more unfairly than him.

Trump tweeted that his is subject to the biggest witch hunt in history, and that the rest of the world spells "councel" wrong.  

That's it!
Oh, yeah, sexual predator and evil genius who spent his lifetime fostering an atmosphere that made millions think voting for a reality TV star for president was a smart idea, died at age 77.  Mr. Ailes leaves behind a wife, dozens of  fondled women, and a broken country.  

That's really it!!
Except for the bit about Turkey bodyguards violently attacking peaceful demonstrators.  Nothing new there, other than the fact that it happened to U.S. citizens, on U.S. soil, on camera.  But don't worry.  Those men already flew out of Andrews Air Force base and are safe back in Turkey.  Whew.

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